Aww shit, get your Lure Balls ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place grab a fucking fin (shorty, yeah)
But don't fall in the fucking water
We running this, let's go

Surf Relicanth (Surf Relicanth)
Surf Relicanth (Surf Relicanth)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm surfin Relicanth (ridin' on a Relicanth)
Surf Relicanth(I'm on a Relicanth)
Surf Relicanth
Take a good hard look at my fucking Relicanth (yeah)

surf Relicanth motherfucker take a look at me
Straight surf' on a Relicanth on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, water whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I surf Relicanth

Catch Tentacool, trick (trick)
Surf Relicanth, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Moomoo milk,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my Salamence
And my Marshy-stompy
I'm winnin contests, you're at Dewford
Straight sellin' nuggets

I surf on Relicanth, doing flips and shit
Relicanth's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Pallet Town, this is real as it gets
Surf Relicanth, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a Relicanth and
It's divin' fast and
I got a water Pokémon themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
Surf Relicanth with Sapphire
If you're on the shore,
then nothin will transpire

Get the fuck up, this Relicanth is REAL!!!

Fuck land, I'm on a Relicanth, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, dive to Cave of Origin, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the Relicanth with my girl, motherfucker (yeah)
This Relicanth is makin' noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Holdin' hands out on the frontal fin (frontal fin)
Gonna dive to  Cave of Origin (Origin)
Like Jirachi's Wish, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a Relicanth
Surfin  route 133  (yeah)
Manaphy
Look at me, oh (all hands on a fin)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a Relicanth coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked Sapphire

Surf Relicanth
Surf Relicanth
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm surfin Relicanth (woaah)
Surf Relicanth
Surf Relicanth
Take a good at my mothafuckin' Relicanth (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)